It's hard watching someone else love someone like you loved me.

My nephew is awesome, you guys...

"...but I can because I'm Spiderman!"

A Thing About Boys...

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Dear Boy,

I'm not a coffee drinker, but I don't think there is anything wrong with having more than one cup a day. What I don't understand is this: you've had a coffee, and you know that you're the only one that has used that particular cup. Why don't you rinse that cup out and make your next few coffees in that cup instead of letting dirty cups stack up all day?

Sincerely,

Just Wondering.

On the Road...

Pieter T - It Would Be You

Michael Buble - Haven't Met You Yet

Del Amitri - Roll To Me

Spin Doctors - Little Miss Can't Be Wrong

Matchbox Twenty - She's So Mean

Simple Plan - Summer Paradise

Steve Earle - The Galway Girl

Kanye West - Gold Digger

Fun. - Some Nights

Dobie Gray - Drift Away

Thirsty Merc - Tommy & Krista

Van Halen - Jump

Warren G & Nate Dogg - Regulate

Survivor - Eye of the Tiger

Ben E. King - Stand By Me

Management Joys...

If you have ever sat at your desk and rolled your eyes at your boss while thinking to yourself, "what the hell are you doing? I could do this job so much better than you"...well...

I remember a time when that person was me, and if I could go back in time and give that girl some advice, I would say, "you need to shut your whore mouth, right now".

For serious.

Sunday Funday

I had to work Saturday due to somebody not showing up to work all. fucking. week. The result of not getting to enjoy a two-day weekend has been the laziest Sunday ever.

I got up. I had a shower. I got dressed in a fresh set of pajamas. Booyah.

I did manage to do some things: breakfast, internet surfing, two loads of washing, made the bed with fresh linen (the only time I actually make the bed), lunch, internet surfing, a little room tidying; not a complete lazy day.

It's 3:30pm and I just did my make-up. I am still in my pajamas.

Who said I can't try and look pretty while being lazy, huh?